鬼故事英语
㈠ 英语鬼故事 搞笑
A wild guess
Our physics professor was srugging to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principe of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pooi atthe public,the water rose spilling over the edge.Excited at his discovery;he ran down the street yelling,"Eureka,eureka!"The instructor asked of anyone knewwhatthat meant.
One student stood up and answered,"I'neked! I'm neked!"
一个胡乱的猜测
我们的物理教授正在努力尝试把学生引入关于排水量的阿基米德原理的讨论。他告诉我们当阿基米德进入公共浴室的池子中时他注意到水漫出了浴缸边。由于这个发现，他兴奋的跑到街上并大叫道：”我找到了！我找到了！“教授问道是否有人知道这代表什么。
一个学生站起来回答道“我裸（奔）了，我裸（奔）了”
㈡ 求一篇自创的英语鬼故事《越恐怖越好》
money
Xiao Lin standing in front of the counter
Look at what's inside
He sighed
Because he can't afford to buy
A sharp laughter sounded behind his back
He turned, an old woman is looking at him
"I know you want to do." Old woman said, "what can I do for you."
"Really?" Xiao Lin with a grain of salt
"Hold out your hand." The old woman smiled, look very strange
Xiao Lin held out his hand
The old woman suddenly hard to his hand
"Ah!" A large piece of skin was torn down
"You... what are you doing?!" Xiao Lin almost got away
Old woman pass the piece of leather to the salesman, "I'll take this."
Saleswoman smiles to take the piece of leather, took out the goods
Xiao Lin's eyes got big, his hand is not painful
The old woman handed the things to xiao Lin
"You now have a special ability, can your skin when money."
"As long as you put it off gently, you can buy anything."
"Just the skin long too slow, you must plan carefully used with caution."
Xiao Lin from that day will live a happy life
He began to buy luxury things casually
The other people all said of his money to burn
Only Lin himself knows the truth
There is no limit to human desire is always
Xiao Lin skin left less and less
But he wants to buy something more and more
"It doesn't matter, always grow out of." He wants to
Xiao Lin in the eyes of the people's body without any exception
Only xiao Lin can see their own physical condition
One night he finally found himself only a instep skin
But he had no money to eat dinner today
He came to the hotel
Called to the waiter for a hearty meal
The meal over, he came to the checkout
Tear off the top of the last piece of skin
"Ah ~ ~ ~ ~! Ghost!"
Around all fled away
A tore heart crack lung pain almost let xiao Lin to faint
Xiao Lin's hands still holding a bloody piece of skin
It is his instep leather
"All skin cannot tear light, such ability can failure."
The old woman doesn't know when to appear behind xiao Lin
"Before I forget to tell you......" Old woman said grin
Xiaolin didn't hear what she said, looking at himself in the mirror screaming...
译文：
钞票
小林站在柜台前
看着里面的东西
他叹了一口气
因为他买不起
一个尖利的笑声在他背后响起
他回过头，一个老太婆正望着他
“我知道你想干嘛。”老太婆说，“我能帮你。”
“真的吗？”小林半信半疑
“伸出你的手。”老太婆笑了，表情很古怪
小林伸出手
老太婆猛地用力抓向他的手背
“啊！”一大块皮被扯了下来
“你......你要干什么？！”小林差点就要逃跑了
老太婆把那块皮递给售货员，“我要这个。”
售货员笑容可掬地收下那块皮，把货物拿了出来
小林的眼睛瞪得大大的，他的手一点也不疼
老太婆把东西递给小林
“你现在有了特殊能力，你的皮肤能当钱花。”
“只要你把它轻轻撕下，你就可以买到任何东西。”
“只是这皮肤长的太慢，你可要好好计划小心使用。”
小林从那天就过上了幸福生活
他开始随便购买奢侈的东西
别人都说他的钱多的用不完
只有小林自己才知道事情真相
人的欲望总是没有止境
小林的皮肤剩下的越来越少
但是他想买的东西却越来越多
“没关系，总会长出来的。”他想
在别人的眼里小林的身体没有任何异常
只有小林自己能看得见自己的身体状况
有一天晚上他终于发现自己只剩下一只脚背的皮肤
但是他手头根本没有钱吃今天的晚饭
他来到饭店
叫来侍者要了一顿丰盛的大餐
吃完饭后他来到收银台前
撕下了脚背上最后的一块皮肤
“啊~~~~！鬼啊！”
四周所有的人都仓皇逃开
一阵撕心裂肺的疼痛几乎要让小林晕倒
小林的手里还捏着一块血淋淋的人皮
那是他的脚背皮
“皮肤不能全部撕光的，那样能力会失效的。”
老太婆不知道何时出现在小林的背后
“我之前忘了告诉你......”老太婆咧着嘴说
小林没有听见她的话，看着镜子里的自己尖叫着.....
㈢ 英文版的鬼故事
英文版故事：酒吧（双语）
I worked in my local pub and over the weekends and some times ring the week
I would stay over there with the other bar manager. We shared a room. It wasn't
strange to us to hear things at night. Sometimes the juke box would come on;
sometimes you could hear voices and laughter coming from the bar. I used to like
hearing that, as if those people who had really enjoyed coming to the pub still
liked to pop in for a late
drink!
我和朋友在本地开了家酒吧，周末的时候，并和朋友一起住在酒吧里，偶尔工作日也会住在那儿。我俩共用一个房间，晚上听到动静对我们来说并不是什么新鲜事。有时候是唱片点唱机，有时是从酒吧传来的谈笑声。我曾经是很喜欢听到这种声音的，就像那些非常喜欢泡吧的人大晚上也要来喝一杯一样。
Every morning, no matter how much you had scrubbed and polished the bar top
the night before, you would find three water marks, as if the landlord and two
regulars had stayed and had a drink together. Then other things started
happening.
不管我们头天晚上是如何认真仔细得擦洗吧台，第二天早上，总能在上面发现三个水印，看起来就像是酒吧老板和俩位老主顾呆到很晚，一起喝了酒似的。还有其他奇怪的事情发生。
When I was in the bathroom there would be knocks on the door. I would call
out but get no answer, and sometimes find there had been no one upstairs but me.
I would hear running footsteps and a child's laughter. The sash window in the
room I stayed in would never close fully and condensation used to build up on my
full length mirror. In the morning you could see two small hand prints at the
bottom of the mirror. Again, these occurrences didn't bother me; in fact it was
quite
comforting.
我上洗手间时，会听到敲门声，但当我大声的问是谁时，却没人回答。有几次我从洗手间出来，却发现二楼只有我一个人。我还会听到人跑动的脚步声和一个小孩的笑声。我房间的上下推拉窗总关不严，所以夜里我的大穿衣镜上会凝结水汽，第二天早上，就会在镜子下方看到两个小手印。这些事情并没有让我感到烦恼，实际上，我还觉得挺欣慰的。
At night I would sometimes feel someone get into bed with me and feel two
little hands in the small of my back. However, things started happening that DID
bother me.
到了晚上，我有时会觉得有人钻到了我的被窝里面，能感到有两只小手在背后摸我的腰部。
(这也算不了什么)，但是，这之后发生的事情真的让我感到不安。
After locking up one night I and the other bar manager were cleaning up. Now,
in the ladies toilets there was a door that opened up into a courtyard, however
no one had ever found the key. As I was checking out the toilets, I saw the door
handle move. I thought someone had managed to get into the courtyard and called
to my friend to look through the window. He didn't see anyone. Then the door
handle started moving much more violently and I ran out to my
friend.
一天晚上打烊后，我和朋友开始打扫酒吧。女洗手间有扇门能通到院子里，但那门的钥匙我们始终没找到。但当我在检查女洗手间的时候，却看到门把手在动，我以为是有人在后院，便从洗手间里喊朋友到窗边看看。他没看见院子里有人，但此时，门把手动得更厉害了，我赶紧跑出去和朋友呆在一起。
We both watched through the window as an unseen hand rattled the door handle.
We took off upstairs quite quickly, put all the lights on and slept in the
living room that night. I hated having to go to the toilet at night from that
point
on.
有人在咔哒咔哒得转动门把手，但我和朋友从窗户看出去的时候，却看不到院子里有任何人。我俩赶紧跑到楼上，把所有灯都打开，当晚我们都睡在客厅里。从此之后，我痛恨晚上上洗手间。
The bathroom was at the end of corridor and I would always feel as if
something was walking right behind me. I once saw a tall, dark shadow walk
around the corner and into the kitchen, but there was no one there. I started to
feel scared to be upstairs on my
own.
洗手间在走廊的尽头，每次我去那的时候，总有种身后有人跟着的感觉。有一次，我看见一个高大的黑影转过墙角进了厨房，但那儿根本没人。我开始害怕一个人上楼。
Downstairs, in the bar, it had a much more friendly atmosphere, but upstairs
felt oppressive and claustrophobic. One night I woke up to find my sash window
open and the tall figure standing on the balcony, looking out across the town.
It then jumped off the rooftop. The child I had sensed, in such a comforting
way, now began to scare me too. It was a little girl, and it seemed that with
the appearance of this dark man she became intensely scared. I would see her
standing in the doorway screaming while the black shadow approached behind her.
I would hear cries and screams in the dead of night. My friend ended up pulling
down the old fireplace that had been bricked up in the room we shared. That did
it for I sensed something dreadful in the entire pub after he did that. I never
worked or stayed there
again.
楼下酒吧里的气氛很好。但楼上却让人感到压抑恐惧。一天晚上，我醒来看到推拉窗开着，阳台上有个高高的黑影，正看着整个镇子。然后它从屋顶一跃而下。我曾经深感欣慰感觉到的那个小孩也开始让我害怕。那是个小女孩，看起来那个黑影的出现把她吓坏了。我曾看到那个黑影从背后向她走去，她就站在门口尖叫。寂静的夜里，我可以听到哭喊尖叫声。最后，我朋友把我们房间里的壁炉给拆了。之后，我开始在整个酒吧都感觉到可怕的东西。从此，我再没在那儿工作或是住过。
㈣ 英文鬼故事
简单易读的英文鬼故事：
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Music Box（音乐盒）
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This one took place when I was very little, about 5 or 6. We had just moved into a new house, about a block down the street from where my two brothers had been born. The previous owners had taken less than perfect care of the house and the back porch, (which was enclosed) was filled with bags of garbage. It took my parents, with me helping (mostly getting under-foot), almost two weeks to make the house clean enough to move into.
Once that was taken care of, I plodded myself upstairs, proclaiming loudly that the room at the top of the stairs was mine, that Elizabeth had said she'd share. My parents looked at me strangely, but shrugged and chalked it up to an overactive imagination, but giving into my request for the room.
About a month after moving in completely, I went to bed; tossing and turning, unable to sleep (I think the first day of Kindergarten was the next day...). As I rolled from facing the wall to facing my dresser across the room, I had a feeling that something in the room just didn't seem right, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
Focusing my eyes as best I could, I realized that I was seeing my reflection in my dresser mirror. But, no, wait, I didn't have a blue nightgown on! I did a double-take.
A girl of about 16 or 17 stood in front of the only window in my room, clad in a pale blue gown, but white otherwise. She seemed to staring into the backyard for some reason. As I watched her, I began to drift off to sleep, feeling nothing menacing about her. Then suddenly, that changed.
The temperature in the room dropped almost 20 degrees as she slowly turned from the window and looked straight at me.
At first I was stunned. But as she began to approach the bed, her face changed from it's calm facade to a truly malevolent portrait. At about the same time, I remember a music box of mine beginning to play in the background (odd thing to happen, though my mother confirms this).
Downstairs, my mother heard the music box start and came up to see if I was out of bed and to yell at me. Halfway up the stairs, she says, she heard me scream.
All I remember is Elizabeth fading as my mother burst into the room and the music immediately stopping at the same time.
㈤ 万圣节搞笑鬼故事英文版
GHOST IN A WET NIGHT
Late in the afternoon，the boys put up their tent in the middle of a field．As soon as this was done，they cooked a meal over an open fire．They were all hungry and the food smelled good．After a wonderful meal，they told stories and sang songs by the campfire．But some time later it began to rain．The boys felt tired so they put out the fire and crept into their tent．Their sleeping bags were warm and comfortable，so they all slept soundly．In the middle of the night，the ghost came there，but the boys didn’t know．The cool wind blew，the sand fly with wind．It’s dark all around．Two secret eyes watched them with dark．And then the ghost took out his shapeless hand and opened the door of the tent，At the moment，a boy got up from the sleeping bag and looked out of the door of tent．The cool wind blew，he was frightened ‘get up! Get up!’He shouted to his tent，looked him with his dark eyes．’ah~~~~~~’ Boy shouted~~~~
潮湿的黑夜里的幽灵
傍晚，孩子们搭起了帐篷在田间。搭完之后，他们就在篝火上做饭。他们全都饿了，饭菜闻起来很香。一顿美餐之后，他们在篝火旁讲故事，唱起了歌。但是有些时候开始下雨了。孩子们感到累了，于是他们扑灭了火，钻进了帐篷。睡袋既暖和又舒适，所以他们都睡得很香。在深夜，鬼来了，但男孩不知道。凉爽的风吹卷着沙尘，四周一片漆黑的。两只诡异的眼睛在黑暗中盯着他们，然后鬼伸出无形的手，打开帐篷门，就在那一刻，一个男孩从睡袋里出来然后从帐篷的门望出去。清冷的风一吹，他吓了一跳起来！起床！他向他的帐篷，用他那黑色的眼睛看着他。“啊~~~~~~”男孩喊道~ ~ ~ ~
㈥ 英文鬼故事~急需~！！
Red clothes
It was a foreign language schools in the women's dormitory, there are a number of times at night often have a red woman's clothes to sell door-to-door late at night, do not know how she was downstairs escaped inspection.Every day, all night, a knock-room, if someone opened the door and asked; 'red clothes do not want to /' As the girls were very angry after the quarrel, are not big cried, a few days this night. One night, That woman came again. Thunk! Thunk! When the door opened from the inside out one of the girls she roared; "what the red dress? I want the whole. How much does it cost?"
Woman smiled, turned away and did not give her a red dress, and that night we all slept well, no one has come knocking at the door. The next day, the dormitories were all up, only that the women's big red red The roar of girls not to get up, her students opened her quilt, she is all red, her skin of the upper part of the body has been ripping up. Huang who have blood flow, looks like a dress Red pieces of clothing.
红衣服
那是一个外语学校的女生宿舍,有一些时间夜里经常有一个穿红衣服的女子深夜上门推销,也不知道她是怎么逃过楼下检查的.天天夜里都来,一间间房间的敲,如果有人开门就问;’要不要红衣服/’由于女生被吵后非常生气,都大叫着不要,一连几个晚上都这样.有一个晚上,那个女子又来了.咚!咚!这时门开了,从里面冲出一个女生对她大吼;"什么红色的衣服?我全要了.多少钱?"
那女子笑了笑,转身走了,也没给她红色的衣服,那晚上大家都睡得很好,没有人再来敲门了.第二天,宿舍里的人全都起来了,只有那个冲红衣女子大吼的女生还没有起床,她的同学把她的被子掀开,她,她浑身都是红色的,她上身的皮已经被剥开了.血流得潢身,看起来就像是穿了一件红衣服.